What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

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So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

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No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Still no good.

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the biggest challenges in training multimodal AI models?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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